bad weather?

Britain faces a wintry weekend as heavy rain, strong winds and up to 8cm of snow expected to affect much of country - The Guardian

I'm expecting these headlines:

• Daily Mail - "UK covered in snow due to large number of immigrants from Arctic region."
• The Sun - "They stole all my good weather, says Kelly, 26, mother of 5..."
• Daily Star - "Sunshine snubs Britain."
• Daily Mirror - "Exclusive: Snow falls on Good Friday"
• The Express -" Cheers as snowfall boosts chances of day off for millions..."
• The Times - "Snow falls as...[To see full headline, you need to subscribe]
• The Independent - "Osborne defends his snowfall budget..."
• The Telegraph - "UK flies 1 million snowflakes to Cyprus."